Kid Conversation

I've decided that I just love having a conversation with a young child because they are so unexpected and don't always make a lot of sense.

Here's a conversation I had with Ty before we got our dog.

Ty -while eating a snack, out of nowhere he says, "We'll give our dog treats."

me "Our dog? We don't have a dog yet."

Ty "Our dog wants treats."

me "Okay. When we get a dog, we'll give it treats."

Ty "Dogs like treats."

me "Yep, all dogs like treats."

Ty "But.... Max (grandma's dog) likes treats."

me "yes, he does."

Ty "I think we're out of treats."

Another random Ty thought- during breakfast. "Is our toilet paper okay?"

After trying for two days to get Ty to go #2 in the potty, he did it in his pants. His explanation...

"The poo forgot."

me "What? The poo 'forgot' to go in the potty?"

Ty "Yeah, but the pee didn't forgot!"